Wednesday, January 7, 2009

WARNING....X RATED PHOTOS

Santa brought my girls a Playboy Mansion, I mean a Barbie Dreamhouse for Christmas...home of NIGHTLY wild wild parties as you can see...
After the party, this pretty lady lay naked on the front lawn, apparently run over by the corvette which smashed through the living room wall.
See, Corvette smashed through living room wall. Ken apparently was thrown from the driver's seat and lay unconscious on the kitchen floor.
I'm not even sure what to say about this one...playing footsies maybe?


After a rough night of partying, the bed is broken, the lamp has been knocked over and it appears as though someone has literally been swinging from the chandeliers.


Okay, now in all seriousness, my children do not really know why they prefer their barbies naked, but I assure you it's not for inappropriate reasons. In all honesty, it's probably due more to the fact that they have trouble getting those tight clothes on them. They've never made Ken and Barbie kiss or lay next to or on top of each other. They have bathed together, but only because "Mom, there was only one bathtub in the house...DUH"! Ken did take a dump one day on the potty, but "Mommy, he had to go potty!" So, you see, pure innocence! Only an adult could find adult humor in the state of our Barbie house. My children think I'm taking pictures of it "because it's pretty!"



4 comments:

Kristi said...

This is HILARIOUS!!!! We don't have any Barbies, but ours like the Disney playsets with the dolls with the rubbery clothes....and they like them naked, too. I guess big brother doesn't know yet it isn't all that cool to play with little sister's dolls, but he likes them because they are Disney....Disney freaks for kids!!

Anonymous said...

This is too funny! Ahhh, the days of playing with Barbies! Ours were usually clothed though. Somehow we had the hours to spend squeezing them into those outfits. My mom even sewed a couple of things for our Barbies (tiny little clothes!). I remember that we used to give our little sister the old naked Barbie with the nappy hair and missing limb so that she wouldn't mess up our "good" ones. The funny thing was that she was content in playing with that sad little doll (which would just make us laugh when a naked, limb-missing, crazy-haired Barbie knocked on the Dream House door asking for a cup of sugar.) It still makes me laugh when I think about it! :)

Jennifer

circus of love said...

Ha,ha,ha,ha!
Only you would think to take pictures!!! I have a friend that colored swimsuits on her girls' Barbies with permanent markers. I am thinking about this option. They just can't get the clothes on them.

The Mitchells said...

LOVE IT!! Absolutely hysterical!!! I miss Barbies!! All we have here are trucks, balls and lots of laughs over all things potty. That just cracked me up! So glad to see that he Barbies are keeping it "real" in FL!! ;-)